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♪ ♫ ♪♫Give Me the Simple Life♫ ♫ ♪ ♫

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OH! That's gotta hurt...

...In oh-so-many ways!

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Canadian beer fridge.

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TODAY IS THE OLDEST

YOU'VE EVER BEEN,

YET THE YOUNGEST

YOU'LL EVER BE.

SO ENJOY THIS DAY
WHILE IT LASTS!

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Reality is only an illusion.
It usually occurs due to a lack
of sufficient alcohol.

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Pleasing everyone is virtually impossible. But pissing everyone
off is a piece of cake.

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Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids
in touch.

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The Facts
of Growing Older

~ Your kids are becoming you... and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect!

~ Going out is good.. Coming home is better!
~ You forget names ... But that's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~ You realize you're never going to be really good at anything... Especially golf.

~ The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~ You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep."

~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~ You tend to use more four-letter words ... "what?"..."when?"...???

~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~ You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless!"

~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~ Everybody Whispers.

~ You have three sizes of clothes in your closet.

...Two of which you will never ever wear.

But old is good in some things...

old songs, old movies, old cars

and best of all, old friends.

Just remember... It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.