Black Tuesday, November 22, 2011,
a BAD DAY for South Africa!!
The gay agenda at work.
Rex Morgan, M.D.
No one's figured this one out yet.
Actual Appeal: GAY innuendo.
Rex Morgan is one of the "soaps," meaning it was a strip with a continuing storyline that wasn't necessarily supposed to be funny. Why it would be exciting to follow the adventures of a somewhat lethargic doctor who doesn't want to do anything exciting and usually gets his wish, no one is quite clear on.
However, what it lacks in cliffhangers and plot twists, it makes up for in nonstop hints about Rex's sexual orientation. Sure, everyone knows that if you're immature enough, you can read gay innuendos into just about anything. No effort is needed, here, in this storyline with a "Dr. Troy."
More disturbingly, Rex has recently moved on to younger prey, with a boy named Niki. Niki is a poverty-stricken youth who came to the Morgans' attention after stealing Mrs. Morgan's purse, after which they naturally adopted him as a little brother.
You might wonder why we're so sure about Rex's preferences. Why couldn't he be bisexual? Well, that would mean he would have to be attracted to women, too. The evidence just doesn't bear that out.
...To be continued. Via Cracked.com
School PSAs...Homosexual Men are Bloodthirsty Predators
As Learned From:
"Boys Beware", a chronicle of the various ways gay men of 1961 stalked their young prey, courtesy of Sid Davis. The narrator warns that "the homosexual" can be anywhere, and he just isn't happy unless he's sodomizing a naive teenager.
This film helps those young, tender, blond boys recognize the dangers of the mentally ill homosexual, and points out some warning signs. Is the man being a little too friendly? Offering gifts? Playing basketball with you? Then he's almost definitely planning to dump your corpse on the pile of dead teenage rape victims in his back yard.
The film was commissioned by the Inglewood Police Department--which says a lot about Southern California cops of the early 60s--and shown to pubescent boys in classrooms across the country.
Strangely, in addition to all of the scenes of homosexuals snatching innocent young boys off the corner, our narrator implies that simply being the victim of "the homosexual" can get you in legal trouble yourself:
"Finally, Jimmy told his parents, and they reported it to the juvenile authorities. Ralph was arrested. And Jimmy was released on probation in the custody of his parents."
Sure, he got off with probation. But if Jimmy continues getting molested against his will, some hard jail time will apparently be the only recourse. What better way to break a young boy of his getting-mollested habit than sending him to prison?
Coming to a theatre
The Horny Bunch Movie
Looks like Alice found herself
a whole new family!
Image via Bearotic
Action on Gay Beach
Methinks the gentleman
doth protest too much.
Image Via Gallery of the Absurd
Frisky Daddy Airmen...
...Terrorize Naked Twink.
Image via Pics Live Journal
Join the Navy...
...Go down for seamen.
No extra skin on his wiener!
You can hang out with all the boys... down at the Y-M-C-A...
Elouise was ready for action...
...but Lance had a few reservations.
...in a Canadian city.
Image via Retrospace
Jake's Prince of Persia...
Hmmmm, shouldn't he be a bit hairier? He's supposed to be Persian after all. This is going to be the most unintentionally gay movie since 300. But the fact that the studio keeps leaking photos of a shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal, might mean they're actually trying to attract the gay audience. Again, it didn't hurt 300's box office.Via Take it Like a Man
Love is Easy — well, it is
with the right lube.
Batman is in no way homoerotic!
...Mmmmm, yeah, sure.Via pippaalice
The 1 megaton dildo.
Okay, it's really a 1961 Atlas nuclear warhead.
And it's guaranteed to deliver a big bang.Image Via x-ray delta one
Soaring gayly forward...
Almost as good as flying united.Image Via x-ray delta one
Image Via x-ray delta one
Bruce was feeling especially
butch that day.
Image via Hot Tight Buns
Let's hope he's not frying meat in lard!Image via Mattadore
Rare photo of Jude Law
as a young girl.
What a difference a strategically placed price tag can make...Image via Tales of the Sissy
What a difference a strategically placed price tag can make...