Cinema Wow – with The Dahlings
The Rhombus, built by Changfeng College of Automotive Engineering in China, has its wheels arranged in a diamond shape, with each pointy end supported by a single wheel and two wheels in the middle. Actually, such wheel placement offers an advantage. The front and back wheels turn simultaneously, thus giving the car a really short turn radius. The concept was in the making since 1990, and finally was shown at Detroit auto show this year. Even though it can easily win the Ugliest Car of the Year contest, it definitely makes an audacious engineering statement. But after seeing it, I think I'll have to visit my therapist!
So, you didn't think this place existed?
And now for a Dorothy moment...
Fun with Dick and Jane
Even in First Grade, I knew these kids were retarded.
See Jane, Dick & Spot harass a frog.
See Jane ride her trike in rush hour traffic.
See Dick run!
Now this isn't how I remember those stories!
But I like it.
A young husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Should be the MAN of Your House."
He stormed into the kitchen where his wife was putting frozen dinners into the microwave oven. "From now on," he announced, "you need to know I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, we are going to go upstairs and we'll have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife calmly replied: "A funeral director would be my first guess."